He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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