if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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