come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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