Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
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He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
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She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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