Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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