i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
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you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
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I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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