No awkward lesbian experiences without me
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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