Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
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So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
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That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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