I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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