Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
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so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
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I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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