hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Randomize
