I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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