You surviving the open bar?
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THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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