I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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