I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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