I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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