If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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