Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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