His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Randomize
