Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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