Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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