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playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps

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warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey

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(315): playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps (315): warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey http://tfl.nu/dgn3

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I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.

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(509): I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo. http://tfl.nu/veuj

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The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?

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(812): The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean? http://tfl.nu/84o9

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Reggie can tackle my bush.

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(630): Reggie can tackle my bush. http://tfl.nu/9r8z

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It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities

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(315): It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities http://tfl.nu/tqmj

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(330): View more from Ohio

I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.

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(330): I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter. http://tfl.nu/h1kf

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It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina

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(870): It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina http://tfl.nu/15cg

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(775): View more from Nevada

she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend

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(775): she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend http://tfl.nu/wdj0

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Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.

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(907): Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina. http://tfl.nu/hpd0

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(361): View more from Texas

I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'

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(361): I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh' http://tfl.nu/gd1h

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I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while

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(+61): I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while http://tfl.nu/v6v9

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I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.

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(214): I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7. http://tfl.nu/9u2f

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Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.

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(562): Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it. http://tfl.nu/uvne

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This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue

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(614): This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue http://tfl.nu/whp1

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having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila

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(612): having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila http://tfl.nu/ph2e

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