"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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