She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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