i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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