Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
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Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
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I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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