so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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