Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
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Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
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I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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