I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
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I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
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Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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