let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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