Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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