hell yes lets make some ravioli
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
We got so high we made milksteak
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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