would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
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Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
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I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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