why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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