You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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