Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Randomize
