hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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