did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Randomize
