Is it normal to miss your booty call?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
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