when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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