maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize