I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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