I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
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Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
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Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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