Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Randomize
