It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
The Olympian is in my bed
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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