I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
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I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
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Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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