you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
