i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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