I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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