he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
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We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
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No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
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