So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
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Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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