no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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