Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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