Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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