i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
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Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
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Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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