The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
